Mob ties

Good morning. Are you fascinated by the love lives of billionaires, good with words, and just generally kinda nosey? Well, media outlet The Daily Beast has a job for you. The “smart tabloid” is looking to hire a full-time reporter to cover Jeff Bezos’s fiancée, Lauren Sánchez. 

To us, this sounds a little weird and degrading to this grown woman and, frankly, a lot less exciting than the full-time Beyoncé reporter gig that was being advertised last year. 

Today’s reading time is 6 minutes.