
Good morning. There are valuable uses for AI, and then there is stuff like this: a company called Just Like Me is charging $1.99 per minute for users to join a “video call” with an AI-generated avatar of Jesus Christ.
“I see AI as a tool that can help people explore Scripture, like a lamp that lights a path while we walk with God,” the AI Jesus told The Associated Press, which (and we aren’t experts on this) is not really something we can imagine JC saying.
Today’s reading time is 5½ minutes.
MARKETS
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33,695.76 |
+0.65% |
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| ▼ | S&P 500 |
6,816.89 |
-0.11% |
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| ▼ | DOW JONES |
47,916.57 |
-0.56% |
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| ▲ | NASDAQ |
22,902.9 |
+0.35% |
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| ▼ | GOLD |
4,702.3 |
-1.78% |
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| ▲ | OIL |
104.54 |
+8.25% |
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| ▼ | CAD/USD |
0.72 |
-0.18% |
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| ▼ | BTC/USD |
71,060.08 |
-2.73% |
Earnings to watch: It’s earnings week for U.S. banks. Goldman Sachs will kick it off this morning, JP Morgan Chase, Wells Fargo, and Citigroup will follow suit tomorrow, and Morgan Stanley, PNC, and Bank of America will wrap things up with their results on Thursday. Outside of the bank earnings, Netflix will report on Thursday.
WORLD
U.S. says it will blockade Strait of Hormuz

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That ceasefire between the U.S. and Iran that every news story described as “fragile” may be about to break.
What happened: Donald Trump announced that the U.S. would blockade the Strait of Hormuz and Iranian ports after peace talks with Iran broke down over the weekend.
Trump said in a post on Truth Social that the U.S. Navy would “interdict” ships that pay a toll to Iran for safe passage through the strait, sending oil prices surging and stock futures sliding.
Catch up: Vice-President J.D. Vance left Pakistan empty-handed yesterday after 21 hours of talks between the U.S. and Iran failed to produce a deal. Vance told reporters Iranian negotiators “have chosen not to accept our terms,” leaving the fate of the two-week ceasefire declared last week up in the air.
Why it matters: There’s no clear path to bringing shipping levels in the strait back to normal until a more durable peace is found, particularly now that both the U.S. and Iran are restricting passage through the waterway.
The U.K.’s Maritime Trade Operations Center said traffic hasn’t increased through the Strait of Hormuz since last week’s ceasefire, and only four ships passed through it yesterday.
What’s next: Expect oil prices to continue climbing and stocks to suffer as hopes for a quick settlement fade — and fears of the war restarting pick up.—TS
BIG PICTURE

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Péter Magyar toppled Viktor Orbán in a landslide. After 16 years in office, strongman Viktor Orbán has been ousted as Hungary’s prime minister, conceding defeat to the centre-right Tisza Party and its leader, Péter Magyar. It’s a shocking result considering the uphill battle opposition parties in Hungary have faced and the steps Orban took to cement his power over the years, something we documented in our World Dispatch this weekend for Peak Premium subscribers. (Reuters)
Christine Fréchette chosen as leader of Quebec’s ruling party. The 56-year-old Fréchette won the CAQ party leadership vote yesterday and will now succeed François Legault as Quebec’s premier. Fréchette, who is currently Quebec’s minister of economy, innovation, and energy, will serve as premier until the next general election on October 5. (CBC News)
At least eight more MPs are in talks to join the Liberal caucus. According to the Globe and Mail, as many as eight NDP and Conservative MPs are being courted to cross the floor and join what is likely to soon be a majority Liberal government. Since Mark Carney took office last year, five opposition MPs have crossed the floor, including longtime Conservative Marilyn Gladu last week. (Globe and Mail)
📡 What else is on our radar:
Finland’s President Alexander Stubb will be in Ottawa tomorrow to meet with Prime Minister Mark Carney.
Apple is reportedly testing four different models of smart glasses.
The Netherlands became the first European country to approve Tesla’s self-driving software.
LOOKOUT
What’s happening this week

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🇨🇦 By-elections likely to hand Carney a majority. Three by-elections today will almost certainly return enough Liberal MPs to give the government a working majority in Parliament. That will give Mark Carney the option to govern until 2029 without another election. That breathing room could also embolden the government to pursue its agenda more aggressively, as it will no longer require support from opposition MPs to pass legislation.
🇱🇧 Lebanon, Israel to start ceasefire talks. Officials from Israel and Lebanon will meet tomorrow in Washington to discuss a potential ceasefire. Direct talks between the two countries are rare, but Iran has made a ceasefire in Lebanon one of its demands in peace talks with the U.S. Israel has said it would not discuss a ceasefire with Hezbollah, however, which could mean an end to its military campaign in Lebanon is unlikely.
🏀 NBA playoffs begin. The Play-In Tournament to finalize playoff seeding tips off tomorrow, setting the stage for the playoffs beginning on Saturday. The reigning champion Oklahoma City Thunder, led by Canadian star Shai Gilgeous-Alexander, are favourites to win again. The Toronto Raptors will take on the Cleveland Cavaliers in the first round, a team they have beaten every time they’ve met this season.
BUSINESS
The annoyance economy is booming

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It turns out that making customer service interactions as insufferable as possible is a nine-figure business.
Driving the news: A recent study by a Stanford University economist found that the so-called ‘annoyance economy’ — think long hold times, spam messages, and hidden fees — costs consumers in the U.S. $165 billion a year.
The report found that companies are intentionally making it as difficult as possible for us to do everything from cancelling subscriptions to getting a flight refund.
Why it’s happening: Turning basic customer service interactions into a test of mental willpower is quite profitable, especially when it comes to cancellations. A separate study found that companies' revenue can jump by up to 200% by simply making it harder to cancel subscriptions to their product.
In one of the more egregious examples of this, CashApp was fined last year for providing a fake customer service line that just directed customers to a pre-recorded message.
Why it matters: These types of interactions have always been tedious, but AI has now given companies a convenient excuse to cut customer service jobs while making issues even more difficult to resolve — all under the guise of providing more efficient service.
As AI chatbots have taken over customer service desks, research shows that Canadians’ and Americans’ perception of their experience as customers has hit a record low.
Our take: Annoyance isn’t just a byproduct of cost-cutting, it’s a calculated strategy for many companies that are betting people would rather give up a few bucks than jump through a frustrating series of hoops. Unfortunately, that bet seems to be paying off.—LA
ONE BIG NUMBER
🇪🇺 57%. Share of Canadians who support the idea of Canada becoming a full member of the European Union, according to a new Globe and Mail and Nanos research poll. Less than a third of respondents said they were opposed to the idea of joining the EU, though as we reported last month, that would be easier said than done.
PEAK PICKS
X says it's cracking down on ‘clickbait accounts.’
Why people are paying $1,000 to read their book with strangers on vacation (Bloomberg, paywalled).
The latest fashion comeback story? Flannel shirts.
Read: Ray Dalio writes that “we are in a world war that isn’t going to end anytime soon.”
Six of the best places in the world to scuba dive.
Watch: The truth about food expiration dates.

Treat yourself to a few games: We’ve got today’s mini-crossword, the daily sudoku, Codebreaker, and Who’s Who.
